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#1 04-28-2008 12:42:45

PurpleChicken
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Kindacrochety's Favorite Meal - Cat Recipe

I couldn't help but admire Kindacrochety's signature line so I thought
it would be appropriate to add an entry in the recipe section.




BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, a lot like a popular dark Irish Beer

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#2 04-28-2008 12:52:53

Frozen Feathers
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Re: Kindacrochety's Favorite Meal - Cat Recipe

And to think I always thought that cat should be cooked in manner similar to rabbits. How does one cut a cat into a roast??


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#3 04-28-2008 12:56:11

PurpleChicken
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Re: Kindacrochety's Favorite Meal - Cat Recipe

From the pics I saw, which I'll refrain and not post here, you just skin and gut it.  You're exactly
right.  It was just like the rabbit processing pics I've seen.  So a cat roast is a skinned gutted tabby.
Yum.

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#4 04-28-2008 12:58:40

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Re: Kindacrochety's Favorite Meal - Cat Recipe

I can't link to the site because it contains adult material but here is some more info
for those who may be interested:

Question: What's the best way to cook a cat? I was thinking of slow cooking one.
A letter from Jim Me


PWEETA fully supports your right to eat cat (felis domesticus), or any other game meat in the privacy of your own home. On a "libertarian" medium like the Internet, there is no end of sites dedicated to the construction of homemade bombs and weapons of mass destruction. However, a quick check on any search engine will uncover a striking lack of quality cat eating advice available in English.


The day may come, for whatever reason - rioting, pestilence, famine, or just plain curiosity - you will need to eat a cat. Your very survival may depend on this handy guide.

PREPARING YOUR CAT FOR CONSUMPTION
Since cat meat isn't commercially available in the United States (and illegal to boot), you'll probably have to prepare cat yourself. If you live in the more enlightened domains of East Asia, and can purchase cat at the local market, you may want to skip this step and proceed to COOKING YOUR CAT.

First, get a large cutting board and lay out your cat. Lop off the head, the tail and the feet with a sharp butcher's knife. These parts of the cat contain little usable meat, so toss them aside.

Next, make a longitudinal incision on the cat's abdomen. Reach your hand (wear gloves!) into the body cavity, and remove all of the internal organs. Discard them- especially the liver. It may look tasty, but the liver of a felis domesticus is frequently too toxic for human consumption.

SKINNING YOUR CAT
There

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#5 04-29-2008 06:50:30

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Re: Kindacrochety's Favorite Meal - Cat Recipe

Damn!! No love for the kitty??? Geeshhh


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#6 04-29-2008 07:06:53

PurpleChicken
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Re: Kindacrochety's Favorite Meal - Cat Recipe

dixienc wrote:

Damn!! No love for the kitty??? Geeshhh

Sure, I love tabbies.  There is such a problem with overpopulation and so many millions
are just put down.  Why not eat them?  Yummm.   Tastes like chicken   tongue


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#7 04-29-2008 07:33:42

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Re: Kindacrochety's Favorite Meal - Cat Recipe

This is one of my wedding pics.  It was quite the meal.


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#8 04-29-2008 07:44:11

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Re: Kindacrochety's Favorite Meal - Cat Recipe

cafbl


lol  julie

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#9 04-29-2008 07:49:23

PurpleChicken
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Re: Kindacrochety's Favorite Meal - Cat Recipe

You got me with that one SE.  I can't believe no one has bought into this thread.
Have I worn out the PC charm?  It's a CAT ON A PLATTER DANGIT!!!  SOMEONE GET MAD!!!

MODS HOW CAN YOU LET ME GET AWAY WITH THIS???  tongue  IT'S ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!


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#10 04-29-2008 07:58:05

Frozen Feathers
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Re: Kindacrochety's Favorite Meal - Cat Recipe

Do you want me to pretend to get mad?? shrug

OMG!!!! I can't believe you would eat a cat!! How can you do that to an innocent animal?? Don't you know that they are smart intelligent creatures?? What's wrong with you you mother (*^(*^(* animal hater!!!!  I hope you get aten by a polar bear then you will know how it feels!! You are probably one of those sickos who enjoys kicking puppies and don't even stop for squirrels!!  I hate humans!! I don't understand how you can eat an animal for the pleasure of your own taste buds!! I'm reporting this to the Mods and I hope they kick your a** to the curb, you sick SOB!!


Do you feel better now?? huga rotflol rotflol rotflol

I could have done better if this was in the PG section. wink


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